9 SERIOUS RULES OF CROSSING THE STREET FOR THE MOST SERIOUS AND NOT VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE
Rule one. It is better to observe the rules of the road on earth than to reflect on them in heaven.
Rule two. The most important transition in a person’s life is the one that he or she makes now, crossing some street.
Rule three. Crossing the street, do not imagine that you are going to be hit by a car: sometimes bad ideas can come true.
Rule four. What is ahead of you depends on what is on the left or on the right.
Rule five. Be on your guard: even the nicest person behind the wheel can be the one who takes your life.
Rule six. It is necessary to notice traffic light signals, not forgetting that others may not notice them.
Rule seven. Even if the street is empty, this does not mean that a speeding car will not appear on it in a second.
Rule eight. It’s better to think that you have a shabby coat, or tight shoes, or you are catastrophically short of money, or you are a loser in life, only after you have crossed the street.
Rule nine. You can prolong your life by successfully crossing the streets.