9 RULES OF NEGOTIATION FOR FUNNY GUYS
1. Negotiations about something are, first of all, negotiations with someone.
2. You can’t negotiate with someone without knowing what to negotiate about.
3. Sometimes, knowing what and with whom to negotiate, it is better not to start them.
4. To start negotiations, you should first see their end.
5. To see the end of negotiations, you should look at their beginning.
6. Not every end of negotiations contributes to their beginning.
7. Not every start of negotiations contributes to their completion.
8. In order to start negotiations, preparations for them must be completed.
9. It is impossible to prepare for negotiations without preparing for the preparation of negotiations.